My first victim is Nate Kogan. Nate is my Jewish artist uncle pervert thug dinner buyerer. I always love what he wears and steal his hats on a regular basis. If I had his girlish figure I would take his t-shirts too. This isn't a one sided deal, it was a bit of a let down for Nate when my heels didn't fit him.
Since I know the secret password to his bedroom, grabbing the goods was easy. The beard was not easy.
Go check out Nate's weird website - http://natekogan.net/